best thing said to me today

i got this in an email from a friend in philly ( all of you who spend sunday...all sunday at sugarmoms know what he is saying): "Sugar Mom's will be the death of me. I may have drank close to a bottle of whiskey there last night by 9pm. I woke up and my gut and what I can only imagine to be my kidneys and liver hurt. I should probally take a break, and I will, because they don't open for another hour and a half."